larrycoincidences:

whenever i get low on money i start thinking really irrationally like what if i hadn’t spent that $10 back in 2004 

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downfalling:

After bae been ghost all day

zootedboy:

ppl think im shy cause i dont talk much in person but actually im just coolin it scanning the situation, watchin from the cut, making mental moves constantly.

(via muertagirl)

  • Customer: Ummm could you get your manager?
  • Me: No, but you can get these hands.

nuzzleme:

asian-jinn:

parisjemm:

I just want a cute girlfriend who will sit on my lap at parties and on my face in the bedroom.

YES THIS.

i just want a cute boyfriend who will let me sit on his lap at parties and on his face in the bedroom

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heavenlypost:

can the united states just chill for one day

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sensxal-bliss:

nintendoggy:

i dont want the d. i want the a. i want to pass this class

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Like this post

tsunamiwavesurfing:

nothin more annoyin than somebody in a fresh relationship and with access to the internet

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catsamazing:

Evolution
glitterfilledblunts:

vonmunsterr:

i’m going to reblog this every monday until i die.


Yeah and then the comedown on Tuesday will be great too huh

Let’s make the Flubber movie cover the most reblogged picture on Tumblr.

insanitys-love:

mymompickedthisurl:

thewinchesterswagger:

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HOW IS THIS THE FIRST TIME I’VE SEEN THIS IT’S ALMOST AT 10 MILLION WTF

Yes let’s do it for him.

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